What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 16:03

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Weather makers: How microbes living in the clouds affect our lives - BBC
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
How do you identify a woman player?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.